henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users



being naturally intelligent but completely unmotivated at the same time is literally the worst and that is the only reason i hate school

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there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]
people with money. only people with money (via daxsymbiont)


i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is

people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it any time soon and aren’t sorry at all (via sailorfemme)

so true.

(via fuckyeahfeminists)

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Off Camera by Sam Jones (x)



mooglerae:

lokilust:

Remember this Loki? REMEMBER HIM?

This actually physically hurts my soul.

That Loki died long ago.



Genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist, walking human purse (x)



tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

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  • Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
  • Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
  • Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
  • Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
  • Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
  • Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
  • Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
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